No Harvard graduate has ever solved this riddle. See if you can crack it!
I am ill, I am real, I might got a deal.
I pop bottles and I have the right kind of build.
I am cold, I am dope, I might sell coke.
I’m always in the air, but I never fly coach.
What am I?
(Source: danielodowd)
too sexy
How did these two even win the hunger games?
(Source: stay-together-always)
(Source: r2--d2)
i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation
(Source: dpaf)
(Source: ryancampos)
(Source: lilosprodigy)
The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.
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