But there is a unwritten rule if im sitting in the same spot for 2 months, dont be a fuckboy and sit there.
No really. I’ve contemplated murder for shit like this.
a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
I asked my old science teacher this and he said “I make jokes to make myself laugh because I know I’m funny.”
1 time in my english class there was a fly going around the room and it was annoying everyone and it came over to my desk and i caught it with my hand and like 15 ppl started clapping but i couldn’t get up to throw it in the trash because i had a boner
my biggest life struggle is when I want food but I’m too lazy to get it
i can almost feel myself getting stupider as this semester drags on
well there ya go
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
imagine how the parents of famous ppl must feel like “dam im sure glad we boned that night”